Byron (Brendan Mackey) and Kenny (Glen Mulhern) are two cute, “straight” Irish lads who’ve come to London to make it big.
In the meantime, however, they spend their time servicing rich, older gay guys to finance their boozing. It’s not like they’re gay or anything. It’s just for the money. What’s a little blow job between men? Right?
Anyway, when their best client, the Queen is found murdered, the lads go on quest to replace their income.
It is then that they discover the myth of 'The Bread in the Bed' - a huge bed full of money from an Orthodox Jew who also happens to be a big size queen.
On their quest they meet a sexually frustrated 3 1/2 foot dwarf with a great ass, a taxi can driver called “Dick Cheese Deepak” because of his foreskin problem, and a ruthless bull dyke called the “Iron Lady” who has in her charge three gorgeous and well-endowed West African brothers!